JOKE? OR WHAT?

Yeah it is a Joke because the bible says A
merry heart doeth good like a medicine. He that
is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.
( Proverbs 15:15,17:22 )

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THREE HYMNS
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that
the church needed some extra money and
asked the people to prayerfully consider giving
a little extra in the offering plate. He said that
whoever gave the most would be able to pick
out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the
pastor glanced down and noticed that someone
had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so
excited that he immediately shared his joy with
his congregation and said he’d like to personally
thank the person who placed the money in the
plate.
      And there sat our Rosie all the way in the
back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked
her to come to the front. Slowly she made her
way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it
was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving
asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the
congregation, pointed to the three most
handsome men in the building and said, “I’ll
take him and him and him!”

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